CONFIDENTIAL — DO NOT DISTRIBUTE OUTSIDE THE HERD

THE CORPORATE
ROADMAP

A performance improvement plan for world domination.
95% of fees support veterans, first responders & their families.

$HERD • STEAKING • CHARITY • CORPORATE SATIRE • IN GRIND WE TRUST
Q1
COMPLETE

THE ONBOARDING

"Welcome to the Company. Here's Your Badge."

$HERD token birthed on pump.fun — We started in the basement (of the internet)
Viral origin story — @neet_sol dropped the "wage cattle" tweet. The herd answered.
95% of fees → Gary Sinise Foundation — Veterans, first responders & families. Not your average charity slush fund.
Website at wagecattle.fun — Satire so thick you need a badge scanner to enter
Interactive onboarding portal — Badge generator, compliance quiz, HR complaint box
DEX Screener listing — On the board. Chart looks like a heart monitor during a performance review.
Twitter/X operational — @WageCattleSol posting like it's trying to hit Q1 KPIs
12 custom images + 7-day tweet batch — Corporate propaganda at its finest
Key Metric: Market cap ≈ cost of a team offsite at Dave & Buster's
Q2
IN PROGRESS

THE STEAKING

"Lock Up Your Cattle. Earn Premium Grade Rewards."

You didn't think we'd call it "staking," did you? We're cattle. We STEAK.

It's like staking, but with more sizzle. Lock your $HERD in a pen and let it marinate. The longer it sits, the more tender the returns. You're not donating — you're investing in premium-grade yield while trade fees support veterans, first responders & their families. Even if you buy and flip immediately, you've already helped the cause. That's the beauty of the STEAK.

STEAK Tiers

Rare STEAK
Min Deposit10K $HERD
Lock Period7 days
APY25%
The intern who shows up early
Medium STEAK
Min Deposit50K $HERD
Lock Period14 days
APY35%
The team lead answering emails at 11pm
Well-Done STEAK
Min Deposit100K $HERD
Lock Period30 days
APY50%
The senior who hasn't taken PTO in 3 years
Wagyu Executive
Min Deposit500K $HERD
Lock Period60 days
APY75%
The C-suite who "earns" every bonus
Set up Streamflow STEAKing pools — Same platform BONK uses. Audited. Non-custodial.
Fund reward pool — 50M $HERD ($149 at current prices, less than Dry January catering)
Launch Rare STEAK (7-day) first — Test the grill before cooking the whole herd
Launch Well-Done STEAK (30-day) — For the real ones who eat steak with conviction
Full STEAKing menu — All 4 tiers live
STEAKing page on wagecattle.fun — "Because we're cattle. And cattle STEAK."

The Fine Print (We Read It So You Don't Have To)

  • 1.3 SOL per pool creation — cost of doing business with audited contracts
  • Users pay small claim fee (~$2.42) — cheaper than the vending machine
  • Pools are immutable — no changing the recipe mid-grill
  • No early unstake — once your STEAK is committed, it cooks. That's discipline.
  • Rewards auto-distribute — no manual claiming on the new protocol
Budget: ~$260-$589 — Less than a corporate lunch at The Capital Grille
Q3
PLANNED

THE CORPORATE EXPANSION

"We're Growing. Please Update Your Org Chart."

Token Dashboard — Show the world how much $HERD is locked & circulating. Transparency is our middle name.
Charity Impact Reports — Quarterly breakdown of what the Gary Sinise Foundation received and funded. Real receipts.
STEAKing TVL Tracker — Live counter on wagecattle.fun. Numbers go up = morale goes up.
Whitelabel STEAKing Portal — steaking.wagecattle.fun (yes, STEAKING as the subdomain. We're committed.)
Reward Calculator — "How well-done do you want your STEAK?" slider tool
Telegram/Discord — "The Break Room" — Where wage cattle gather to complain about management
Ambassador Program — "Employee of the Month" — top STEAKers get bonus perks & a parking spot
Meme Contests — "Quarterly Performance Review" — best meme wins $HERD. Worst gets a PIP.
Raydium/Jupiter listing push — More grills = more STEAK
LP incentive program — The cafeteria staff of DeFi: underappreciated but essential
Q4
VISION

THE OPEN RANGE

"The Cattle Have Left the Building."

$HERD Governance — STEAKers vote on proposals. Democracy, but with cows. "Should HR approve casual Fridays?"
DAO Treasury — Community-controlled wallet. The herd decides. No more "per my last email" decisions.
NFT Employee Badges — Access to special STEAKing tiers, governance weight & the VIP break room
LinkedIn Layoff Series NFTs — Collectible "After 7 incredible years..." posts. Satire meets art meets Web3.
STEAKholder Passes — Premium NFTs with enhanced rewards. The corner office of STEAKing.
Multi-chain exploration — Cattle don't stay in one pasture forever
CEX listing conversations — The corporate headquarters of crypto
IRL events & charity partnerships — Real-world impact beyond the blockchain

"A world where every trade feeds a veteran, every STEAK rewards the herd, and every corporate layoff is met with a meme that funds first responders."

— That's not a roadmap item. That's a mission statement.

QUICK REFERENCE

Key Links

Token

  • Ticker: $HERD
  • Network: Solana
  • Supply: 1,000,000,000
  • CA: Hi3Mw...srpump

STEAKing

  • Platform: Streamflow
  • Audited: FYEO & OPCODES
  • 4 Tiers: Rare → Wagyu
  • APY: 25% - 75%

️ This roadmap is for entertainment purposes and does not constitute financial advice, employment offer, or a binding corporate commitment. Wage Cattle Inc. reserves the right to pivot, restructure, synergize, right-size, or order catering at any time. STEAKing involves risk, including the risk of your steak being overcooked. Please grill responsibly. The Gary Sinise Foundation is a real 501(c)(3) and we are proud to support their mission. HR has reviewed this document and approved it with the note: "Fine, but we're not putting this on the intranet."